9 steps on how to PRODUCTIVELY waste time
- Devyn Merklin (CEO)
- Nov 16, 2017
- 1 min read
Wasting time isn't a very difficult task to accomplish.... But, PRODUCTIVELY wasting time is a whole different ball game. Lets knock this out in a step-by-step list, shall we.
Alrighty then.....
STEP 1 - Get a text from your front office saying you have an unexpected letter.
STEP 2 - HAUL A** to the front office to grab your letter.
STEP 3 - Rip open the letter as if you were a savage raccoon and see that its a $150 credit for Google Adword
STEP 4 - Call a meeting to go back over the marketing campaign for Black Friday & Cyber Monday and see if you can implement the $150 Google Adword credit.
STEP 5 - Propose the idea of implementing Google Adword into your marketing campaign to your colleagues.
STEP 6 - Spend 2 hours discussing relative keywords, locations, and demographics you'd like to target for the next month.
STEP 7 - Stare hopelessly at the same card your $150 credit code came on and realize... YOU ONLY GET THE $150 CREDIT IF YOU SPEND $150 OF YOUR OWN MONEY FIRST!
STEP 8 - Write a blog post about it hoping that people don't make the same mistake.
STEP 9 - Don't forget to promote that starting November 24th your ecommerce store... Eh em... Merkies Apparel will be having site-wide discounts through November 29th including the introduction of over 30 new never before seen products.
And thats how it's done folks. Thats how you PRODUCTIVELY waste time!
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